Some places just get it. Wayside Tavern is one of them. The second you step inside, it’s all warmth—low lights, cookbooks stacked on the waitress stand, and that effortless, lived-in atmosphere that makes you want to stay a while. And lucky for me, it’s just a stone’s throw from my apartment, which means I do. Often.
My must-hit list is short but sacred: a morning croissant from Zu Bakery or a breakfast sandwich at Tandem, a turkey Caesar with extra Calabrian chili oil from Ramona’s, and at Wayside? Fish cheek bites, and pork schnitzel with tonnato sauce.
That familiar green neon glow outside Wayside pulls you in before you even know what you’re craving. Inside, the soft green plaster walls and dim lighting set the tone—cozy but not cramped, stylish but not trying too hard. It feels unpolished in all the right ways, like a place that’s just doing its thing and doing it well.
And the staff? The kind of people who make you want to come back before you even finish your meal. No pretense, no ego—just genuinely good people who care about what they do. I’ve run into the head chefs and owners across the street at Five of Clubs, and while they have no clue who I am, they carry that same energy—laid-back, welcoming, and just happy to be making great food.
Now, about the food.
🐟 Beer-Battered Cod Cheek – Exactly what you want when you're craving fish and chips but don’t want the full order. Crisp, golden, flaky inside, with a perfectly punchy aioli. One bite, and you get it.
🍖 Foie Gras Truffle – Playful, rich, and just the right amount of indulgence. The outer shell has a delicate snap, giving way to a silky, buttery interior that lingers in the best way. I couldn’t eat more than one, but I’d never skip it.
🥬 Cabbage Salad – Crispy bacon, spring onion, buttermilk dressing. Fresh, crunchy, perfectly dressed.
🍆 Eggplant Terrine with House-Made Mozzarella – Silky, layered, and packed with flavor. Like the best eggplant parm, but somehow lighter.
🥩 Schnitzel with Tonnato Sauce – Golden, crisp, and way more comforting than you’d expect from a dish that involves tuna sauce.
Here’s the part where I admit my fatal mistake—it’s Tuesday (newsletter send-out day), and I just realized I missed Smash burger Monday at Wayside.I’ll have to wait until next week, but in the meantime—who’s got the best burger in Portland?
I’ll go slightly outside the city, but let’s keep it local. Tell me where I should go next.
Before I left, I did what I always do—I asked my waitress where I should eat next. They thought about it for a minute, then told me to hang on. A few minutes later, they came back with a Wayside Tavern postcard, handwritten with a few local spots.
✨ Zu Bakery
✨ Smalls
✨ Chaval
✨ Taco Trio
So, I’m taking their advice and going with the first pick—Zu Bakery is next.
Wayside is one of those spots that makes Portland feel like home. It’s casual, but every detail is dialed in. The menu never tries too hard, but always delivers.
If you haven’t been yet, fix that.
🐱 Bergamot – A gentle, shy tabby looking for a quiet home. He’s sweet but still learning to trust, so he’d do best in a calm space with older kids and minimal chaos.
🕊 Zuko – A social, opinionated dove who loves time outside his enclosure and isn’t shy about asking for attention. If you’ve got dove experience (or a feathered friend for him), he’d be thrilled to meet you.
No dogs, bunnies, or chickens this week! If you know a local rescue I should feature, let me know.
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Trivia Game Night @ Another Round | 7pm | FREE
March Movie Madness @ Novel | 7pm | FREE
Also Sprach Zarathustra @ Portland Symphony Orchestra | 7pm | 🎟️$18
Tuesdays with Damn B @ Oxbow | 7pm | FREE
Thievery Corperation @ Aura | 8pm | 🎟️$37
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Open Mic Live @ Blue Portland Maine | 7pm | FREE
Night Trivia @ Bissell Brothers
Red Riding Hood @ Childrens Museum | 10am | 🎟️$18
Art for Tots: The Art of Jean Michel Basquiat @ Childrens Museum | 10am | Free with Admission
Mechanics’ Hall Crafting Group @ Mechanics' Hall | 12pm | 🎟️Membership
Maine Jewish Film Festival: Thelma @ Portland Museum of Art | 2pm | 🎟️$15
Books & Brews Reading Party! @ Orange Bike Brewing | 6pm | FREE
Jazz Sesh @ Blue Portland Maine | 9pm | Donation Based
New Brewery Freshman Orientation @ Thirsty Pig | 2pm
Crystal Canyon, Midwestern Medicine, Teenage Tom Petties Ladybrain @ Space | 7:30pm | 🎟️$12 Presale
Neil & Ed Pearlman Noonday Concert @ Portland Conservatory of Music | 6pm
Palaver Strings: Songbook! @ PHOME | 7pm
Vegan Wine Dinner @ Chaval | 6pm | 🎟️$118 per person
Edgar Allen Poe Speakeasy @ The Portland Masonic | Mar 6th- 8th | 🎟️
Live Music: White Mountain Ramblers @ Orange Bike Brewing | 5:30pm | FREE
Smoked Pale Lager Release Night @ Sacred Profane | 3pm |
Co-Conspirators Presents: Stories Told Live @ Blue Portland Maine | 7pm | 🎟️$20
March Opening Night @ Portland Art Gallery | 5pm | FREE
Portcity Cornhole Opening night @ Mast Landing | 6pm | 🎟️ Price dependent.
First Friday Art Walk @ Congress Street | 5pm | FREE
Gals and Pals: An Evening of Stand Up @ Newsscapes Brewing | 8pm | 🎟️$15 Presale
Winter Warmer 1: Slavic Strings @ Hannaford Hall | 7pm | 🎟️
First Friday: Pencils and Inks @ Portland Public Library | 5pm
Battle of the Brewery Bands @ Oxbow | 7pm | 🎟️$16
Sleaze Freaks: An Indie Sleaze Dance Party @ PHOME | 🎟️$12
Comedy Night @ Argenta Brewing | 8pm | 🎟️$20
Coffee Roasting Open House @ Novel | 5pm | FREE
Asa Meyer’s Chordless Quartet + El Malo @ Blue Portland Maine | 7pm | Donation
Minatures Gallery Opening @ Mayo Street Arts | 5pm | Donation
Other Way: The Jackie Shane Story @ Space | 7pm | 🎟️$10
Dirty Deeds (The AC/DC Experience) @ Aura | 9pm | 🎟️ $24.50
MAGIC HUNKS @ Empire Comedy Club | 7pm | 🎟️$20
Repair Pop Up and Sale @ 100 Commercial Street | 3pm | FREE
Nikki Glaser Portland @ Merrill Auditorium | 9:30pm | 🎟️$83
Tree w/ Murcielago Trawl & Sythe @ PHOME | 8pm | 🎟️$15
Wine Seminars: Ancient Etruscan wine from Cortona @ Lambs | 2:30pm | 🎟️$41
Queer Yoga and Meditation with Lu @ Equality Community Center | 5pm | FREE
5th Annual Women’s Wave Ocean Dip @ Willard Beach | 9:30am | FREE
Matt Charette & The Truer Sound + The Nightblinders @ Blue Portland Maine | 7pm | 🎟️$10 Presale
Opening Reception - Maine: The Painted State @ Greenhut Galleries | 1pm | FREE
Nu Metal 2025 Tour @ Aura | 7pm | 🎟️$35
Pianist and Composer Conrad Tao @ Hannaford Hall USM | 2pm | 🎟️
Jura Wines and Cheese @ Sissle and Daughters cheese mongers | 6pm | 🎟️$75
Zine Making Workshop @ Friends and Family | 4:30pm | 🎟️$25
Portland Open Audition for Maine’s Got Talent @ 516 Congress | 10am | FREE
Flavors of Maine @ Coffee by Design | 11am | 🎟️$35
Live Game Nights Hosted by Trevor Murray @ Another Round | 5:30pm | FREE
History Happy Hour w/ Maine Historical Society @ Five of Clubs | 5:30pm | FREE
Board Game Speed Dating @ Oxbow | 7pm | 🎟️$30
Silent Book Club @ Blind Tiger Portland | 5pm | FREE
Music Bingo @ Rigby Yard | 7pm | FREE
Until next week,
— Jake
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